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Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Manchester United Player (AGAIN)

Discussion in 'The Stretford End' started by Irwinwastheking, Jul 1, 2016.

  1. Irwinwastheking

    Irwinwastheking Lover, not a fighter!

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  2. GM!

    GM! ♫ Go Go Man United ♫

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    Welcome to Manchester, Zlatan.

    Or is it welcome, to Manchester zlatan @iczster?

    Anyway, fuck yeah, United has finally signed for Zlatan.

     
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  3. GM!

    GM! ♫ Go Go Man United ♫

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    Fuck, you got there before me you cunt. I was too busy knocking one off to create the thread earlier.
     
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  4. Kinky Melinky

    Kinky Melinky Something Special

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    Welcome to Manchester Zlatan. I wish you every bit of success and freedom from injury possible. I cannot wait to see how he does this coming season.
     
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  5. iczster

    iczster The beez still buzz ...
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    :drool: buzzing
     
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  6. Irwinwastheking

    Irwinwastheking Lover, not a fighter!

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  7. Irwinwastheking

    Irwinwastheking Lover, not a fighter!

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    Zlatan Ibrahimović said:

    "I am absolutely delighted to be joining Manchester United and am looking forward to playing in the Premier League. It goes without saying that I cannot wait to work with Jose Mourinho once again. He is a fantastic manager and I am ready for this new and exciting challenge. I have thoroughly enjoyed my career so far and have some great memories. I am now ready to create more special memories in England."

    Jose Mourinho said:

    "Zlatan needs no introduction. The statistics speak for themselves. Ibra is one of the best strikers in the world and a player who always gives 100 per cent. He has won the most important league championships in the world of football, now he has the opportunity to play in the best league in the world and I know he will grasp this opportunity and will work hard to help the team win titles. I am certain that his talent will delight fans at Old Trafford next season and that his experience will be invaluable in helping to develop the younger players in the squad."
     
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  8. Irwinwastheking

    Irwinwastheking Lover, not a fighter!

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    Jose talking about winning titles. No fucking about lowering expectations there!!
     
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  9. GM!

    GM! ♫ Go Go Man United ♫

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    B b but we're in transition, we need to accept this. We need to aspire to be like Tottenham and Leicester.
     
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  10. Irwinwastheking

    Irwinwastheking Lover, not a fighter!

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  11. El Sheriffo Nevo

    El Sheriffo Nevo I'm kind of a big deal
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    Called it.
     
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  12. gasman

    gasman Mr Whippy

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    We signed him up after the Euros, he's probably already spent his loyalty payment on security staff, to keep the hoes off.
     
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  13. Barney

    Barney First Team Regular

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    Or you were waiting for July 1st, you know, the day when he can officially become your player.
     
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  14. Big Papi

    Big Papi Bogger

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    He's another winner. United need them now as we've been losing the habit. A winning attitude can bring a winning season and hopefully, our players will all know what it's like to win a league again.

    Otherwise we just become Liverpool, 29 of whose panel were not born when they last won the league. I hope we soon get to the day when the entire squad are in that category. And @Barney can crywank himself to sleep some more.
     
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    jetblackpope Draws stuff goodly

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    Can't wait to see his first competitive game for United. So exciting
     
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  17. Irwinwastheking

    Irwinwastheking Lover, not a fighter!

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  18. Irwinwastheking

    Irwinwastheking Lover, not a fighter!

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    1 game
    1 goal
    1 trophy
     
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  19. Kinky Melinky

    Kinky Melinky Something Special

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    Yeeeeeeha!!!
     
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  20. Nostracarmus

    Nostracarmus Je Suis Un Fanny

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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic, he is a Swedish hero,
    On a free from PSG he cost us fucking zero,
    Six foot five, hard as fuck, he gets the Reds excited,
    Stick your City up your arse, 'Cause we are Man United.
     
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